Jonesie Cake

How do you answer the door? Tousled hair and a sheet wrapped around you. Leather corset, cat of nine tails and stilettos. Nothing but a cigarette hanging from your lip. I don't answer the door. Baby doll negligee, tiara and poodle in hand. Apron and feather duster, nothing else.

Describe your man... He is a famous actor. He is on his knees. Which one? He is a head of state and very refined. He is a famous ball player. He is defending our country.

If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money? Give the money to Peta. Buy a home in the Hollywood Hills. Throw a party and invite only men. Buy diamonds. Buy shoes. Find a charity to donate to.

When you go out on a Saturday night you go to? A movie premiere. Hit the lounge for a cocktail and some fun. The bedroom. A ball. A carnival. Making a homemade meal for my man.

You need a new winter coat. You go shopping for? A mink stole. A fitted peacoat. A trench. A cape. A faux-fur coat. Anything warm.

If you collected animal art you would collect? deer tigers ravens swans kittens, puppies, or bunnies pigs

You just found out your man was with another woman, what do you do? Get even by taking another lover yourself. Punish him. Get my switchblade. Take his black AMEX and run. Make an incredible scene. Forgive and forget, he is the father of your children.

At heart your are? A lover. A fighter. A sex goddess. Regal beyond comprehension. High maintenance but charming. An earth mother.

The first sounds you hear in the morning are? The sounds of me hitting the snooze button -- again. The natives chanting outside my hut. Who sleeps? I'm too busy at night. The maid asking me how I'd like my tea. My mother calling me to breakfast. The national anthem.

You daydream about? Going to the opera. Teasing men. The unexpected. Bubble baths, bon bons and jewlery. Shoes. Starting a family.

What do you do for a living? I am an actress. I am a model. I lie on my back and beat up men. Work? What is that? I am studying to be a color therapist. Wife and mother.

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